1. Obama does not like the issue of where he was born.
  2. Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible.
  3. My whole life is about winning. I don’t lose often. I almost never lose.
  4. My father was very energetic; my mother was very energetic. He lived to a very old age, and so did my mother. I believe that I just have it from my father, from my parents. They had wonderful energy.
  5. My father was a successful real estate developer, and he was a very tough man but a good man. My father would always praise me. He always thought I was the smartest person.
  6. My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States.
  7. Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
  8. Mitt – what I speak to Mitt Romney about is jobs. What I speak to Mitt Romney about is China, because he’s got a great view on China and how they’re trying to destroy our country by taking our jobs and making our product and manipulating their currency, so that it makes it almost impossible for our companies to compete.
  9. Mexico’s making a fortune off the United States.
  10. Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer.
  11. Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
  12. Jimmy Carter used to walk off the airplane carrying his own luggage. Do you remember that? I don’t want my president carrying – I want the freaking Marines to be carrying his luggage, and they want to carry his luggage.
  13. It’s tangible, it’s solid, it’s beautiful. It’s artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.
  14. It’s not like I’m anti-China. I just think it’s ridiculous that we allow them to do what they’re doing to this country, with the manipulation of the currency, that you write about and understand, and all of the other things that they do.
  15. It’s my life. It just continues to go forward from ‘The Apprentice.’
  16. It’s always good to be underestimated.
  17. It’s a great thing when you can show that you’ve been successful and that you’ve made a lot of money and that you’ve employed a lot of people.
  18. Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They’re not getting rid of anything.
  19. In the end, you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.
  20. In real life, if I were firing you, I’d tell you what a great job you did, how fantastic you are, and how you can do better someplace else. If somebody steals, that’s different, but generally speaking, you want to let them down as lightly as possible. It’s not a very pleasant thing. I don’t like firing people.
  21. In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East.
  22. If you’re interested in ‘balancing’ work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.
  23. If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
  24. If you love what you do, if you love going to the office, if you really like it – not just say it, but really like it – it keeps you young and energised. I really love what I do.
  25. If you look – look at – I mean, look at what’s going on with your gasoline prices. They’re going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don’t have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, ‘Fellas, it’s time. It’s over. You’re not going to do it anymore.’
  26. If you get good ratings, they’ll cover you even if you have nothing to say.
  27. If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don’t have a country.
  28. If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I’m the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time. If you’re a conservative Republican, you’ve got to fight for your life. It’s really an amazing thing.
  29. If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut.
  30. If I don’t get along with Democrats, I’m sort of, like, out of business.
  31. I’ve met some great people that deal with me in the press. I’ve also met some people that were very dishonorable, frankly.
  32. I’ve got the hottest brand in the world.
  33. I’ve created tens of thousands of jobs over the years.
  34. I’ve been making deals all my life.
  35. I’ve been dealing with politicians all my life. All my life. And I’ve always gotten them to do what I need them to do.
  36. I’ve become very successful over the years. I think I own among the greatest properties in the world.
  37. I’ve always said, ‘If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.’
  38. I’ve always felt comfortable in front of a camera. Either you’re good at it or you’re not good at it.
  39. I’ve always been covered by a press that’s mostly financial press.
  40. I’m worth far too much money. I don’t need anybody’s money.
  41. I’m the No. 1 developer in New York, I’m the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we’ll keep it that way.
  42. I’m the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters.
  43. I’m gonna keep Social Security without change, except I’m going to get rid of the waste, fraud, and abuse; same thing with Medicare.
  44. I’m competitive, and I love to create challenges for myself. Maybe that’s not always a good thing. It can make life complicated.
  45. I’m a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.
  46. I’m a believer in the polls, by the way. Rarely do you see a poll that’s very far off.
  47. I’ll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like. Sometimes orange juice, which I like. I’ll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little.
  48. I wouldn’t mind a little bow. In Japan, they bow. I love it. Only thing I love about Japan.
  49. I would say that I bought the land under which Trump Tower sits while playing golf.
  50. I win at golf. I’m a club champion many times at different clubs. I win at golf. I can sink the three-footer on the 18th hole when others can’t.
  51. I will tell you this: I have fun, a lot of fun with ‘The Apprentice.’ When I did the books – and now we have a book out. And all the time, books are prestigious. But there’s sort of nothing like having the big hot show on television.
  52. I went to the Wharton School of Finance, the toughest place to get into. I was a great student.
  53. I wasn’t satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement.
  54. I was a great student. I was good at everything.
  55. I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.
  56. I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican.
  57. I want to lower taxes for the middle class.
  58. I want to be a fair trader. I want to be a firm and fair trader.
  59. I understand the military. I know the military.
  60. I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s where the fun is.
  61. I think the big problem this country has is being politically correct. I’ve been challenged by so many people, and I don’t frankly have time for total political correctness. And to be honest with you, this country doesn’t have time either.
  62. I think the World Trade Center should be rebuilt as the World Trade Center, only stronger and one story taller. I hate what they’re doing with the World Trade Center site.
  63. I think that when you get right down to it, people do evolve on different issues. And, you know, I’m pro-life. And I was begrudgingly the other way.
  64. I think Ronald Reagan was one of the great presidents, period, not just recently. I thought he had the demeanor. I thought he had the bearing. I thought he had the thought process.
  65. I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.
  66. I think I will be a great president having to do with the military and also having to do with taking care of our vets.
  67. I think I was born with the drive for success because I have a certain gene.
  68. I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement.
  69. I support health care for people. I want people well taken care of. But I also want health care that we can afford as a country. I have people and friends closing down their businesses because of Obamacare.
  70. I shake hands very gladly politically. I don’t think you could be a politician if you didn’t shake hands.
  71. I saw a report yesterday. There’s so much oil, all over the world, they don’t know where to dump it. And Saudi Arabia says, ‘Oh, there’s too much oil.’ They – they came back yesterday. Did you see the report? They want to reduce oil production. Do you think they’re our friends? They’re not our friends.
  72. I rely on myself very much. I just think that you have an instinct and you go with it. Especially when it comes to deal-making and buying things.
  73. I played golf with my friends, and then I started to play with the hustlers. And I learned a lot. I learned about golf; I learned about gambling. I learned about everything.
  74. I own buildings. I’m a builder; I know how to build. Nobody can build like I can build. Nobody. And the builders in New York will tell you that. I build the best product. And my name helps a lot.
  75. I mean, there’s no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. ‘You’re fired’ is a very strong term.
  76. I love Wisconsin. It’s a great place.
  77. I love Wingfoot; I’m a member of Wingfoot. It’s a great course.
  78. I love Neil Young. And he loves me! We have a great relationship.
  79. I like thinking big. If you’re going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
  80. I like the idea of amending the 1964 Civil Rights Act to include a ban of discrimination based on sexual orientation. It would be simple. It would be straightforward.
  81. I judge people based on their capability, honesty, and merit.
  82. I have women working in high positions. I was one of the first people to put women in charge of big construction jobs. And, you know, I’ve had a great relationship with women.
  83. I have very good executives and great children. They’re very good.
  84. I have used the laws of this country just like the greatest people that you read about every day in business have used the laws of this country, the chapter laws, to do a great job for my company, for myself, for my employees, for my family, et cetera.
  85. I have the right temperament. I have the right leadership. I’ve built an incredible company. I went to a great school. I came out – I built an incredible company. I wrote the number one selling business book of all time: ‘Trump: The Art of the Deal.’
  86. I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama.
  87. I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it’s time America was run like a business.
  88. I have made really some significant deals because I play golf.
  89. I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything.
  90. I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him.
  91. I have an attention span that’s as long as it has to be.
  92. I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I’m very proud of the job I did.
  93. I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.
  94. I have a Bible near my bed.
  95. I had tremendous success in show business – star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. ‘The Apprentice’ was one of the most successful shows.
  96. I had great relationship with the Hispanic – we had a lot of Hispanics in the school actually from different countries, Venezuela, from Brazil, and they all played soccer, and I was on the soccer team, and I developed great relationships with them.
  97. I grew up in New York City, a town with different races, religions, and peoples. It breeds tolerance.
  98. I give to everybody. When they call, I give. And do you know what? When I need something from them two years later, three years later, I call them, they are there for me.
  99. I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don’t even know.
  100. I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.
  101. I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say.
  102. I don’t make deals for the money. I’ve got enough, much more than I’ll ever need. I do it to do it.
  103. I don’t like losers.
  104. I do respect them; I have great respect for women. In fact, one of the reasons ‘The Apprentice’ was such a successful show for so many years, the audience of women was fantastic.
  105. I do have my ducks in line if I want to do it, but I’d love to see the Republicans pick somebody that was going to win and take over this country and frankly, to use the expression, ‘Make America great again.’
  106. I describe Jeb Bush as a ‘low-energy’ individual, and unfortunately for him, that stuck. And it’s true: he’s a low-energy person. That doesn’t make him a bad person.
  107. I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I’ve made a lot of money dealing against many other countries.
  108. I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation.
  109. I built a great company, one of the – some of the most iconic assets in the world, $10 billion of net worth, more than $10 billion of net worth, and frankly, I had a great time doing it.
  110. I apologize when I’m wrong.
  111. I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life.
  112. I always want to think of myself as an underdog.
  113. I always look at it that I work with my employees as opposed to them working for me.
  114. I actually don’t have a bad hairline.
  115. Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State.
  116. Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now.
  117. Getting things done in this country, if you want to build something, if you want to start a company, it’s getting to be virtually impossible with all of the bureaucracy and all of the approvals.
  118. Forty Wall Street is probably the most beautiful tower in New York.
  119. First and foremost, I’m a real estate person. And that’s what I love the most.
  120. Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you’re generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.
  121. Everything in life is luck.
  122. Everything I do in life is framed through the view of a businessman. That’s my instinct. If I go into a pharmacy to buy shaving cream, then I’m going to look for the best deal on shaving cream.
  123. Everybody has their detractors. Some people say arrogance, or whatever they may say. I only have one thing in mind, and that’s doing a great job for the country.
  124. Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, ‘You’re fired!’
  125. Ever since ‘The Apprentice,’ my life has gotten so much busier.
  126. Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.
  127. Colonel Jack Jacobs is a good guy. And I see him on occasion.
  128. China gets their oil from Libya. Why isn’t China involved? They’re going out spending billions of dollars a day on trying to take over the world economically. And we’re spending billions and billions and billions of dollars on policing the world. Why isn’t China involved with Libya? That – we don’t get oil from Libya, China does.
  129. But I believe in fair trade, and I will tell you, I have many, many friends heading up corporations, and people that do just business in China, they say it’s virtually impossible. It’s very, very hard to come into China. And yet, we welcome them with open arms.
  130. At the Super Bowl, when Beyonce was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner, if someone else had done that, it would’ve been a national scandal. I thought it was ridiculous.
  131. As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
  132. As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
  133. Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.
  134. All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.
  135. A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he’s going to do a great job.
  136. A lot of people don’t like to win. They actually don’t know how to win, and they don’t like to win because down deep inside they don’t want to win.
  137. A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been one of moderation.
  138. A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.
  139. ‘You’re fired’ was not a part of the deal. And when I went into the first board room, the very first one, I’m looking at these people, and I had to fire somebody, but we never thought in terms of the expression ‘You’re fired.’
  140. You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
  141. When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for, when nobody needs you, that’s when I think life is over.
  142. Water is life, and clean water means health.
  143. There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
  144. There is a moral obligation that those who have should give to those who don’t.
  145. There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl’s complexion.
  146. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  147. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
  148. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
  149. The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.
  150. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.
  151. The ‘Third World’ is a term I don’t like very much because we’re all one world. I want people to know that the largest part of humanity is suffering.
  152. Taking care of children has nothing to do with politics. I think perhaps with time, instead of there being a politicization of humanitarian aid, there will be a humanization of politics.
  153. Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.
  154. Since the world has existed, there has been injustice. But it is one world, the more so as it becomes smaller, more accessible. There is just no question that there is more obligation that those who have should give to those who have nothing.
  155. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.
  156. Pick the day. Enjoy it – to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come… The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present – and I don’t want to spoil any of it by fretting about the future.
  157. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
  158. People in Ethiopia, the Sudan, etc., don’t know Audrey Hepburn, but they recognize the name UNICEF. When they see UNICEF, their faces light up, because they know that something is happening. In the Sudan, for example, they call a water pump ‘UNICEF.’
  159. Paris is always a good idea.
  160. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!
  161. My first big mission for UNICEF in Ethiopia was just to attract attention, before it was too late, to conditions which threatened the whole country. My role was to inform the world, to make sure that the people of Ethiopia were not forgotten.
  162. Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start absorbing what you saw, thinking about it, looking it up in a book, and remembering – because you can’t take it in all at once.
  163. Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
  164. It’s that wonderful old-fashioned idea that others come first and you come second. This was the whole ethic by which I was brought up. Others matter more than you do, so ‘don’t fuss, dear; get on with it.’
  165. If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures, excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness, not my miscarriages or my father leaving home, but the joy of everything else. It will have been enough.
  166. If I’m honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.
  167. If I get married, I want to be very married.
  168. I’ve been lucky. Opportunities don’t often come along. So, when they do, you have to grab them.
  169. I’m half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I’d be in a hell of a mess!
  170. I’m an introvert… I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky.
  171. I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
  172. I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
  173. I probably hold the distinction of being one movie star who, by all laws of logic, should never have made it. At each stage of my career, I lacked the experience.
  174. I never thought I’d land in pictures with a face like mine.
  175. I never think of myself as an icon. What is in other people’s minds is not in my mind. I just do my thing.
  176. I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
  177. I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true.
  178. I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
  179. I had to make a choice at one point in my life, of missing films or missing my children. It was a very easy decision to make because I missed my children so very much.
  180. I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
  181. I don’t believe in collective guilt, but I do believe in collective responsibility.
  182. I decided, very early on, just to accept life unconditionally; I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seemed to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of the time it just happened to me without my ever seeking it.
  183. I can testify to what UNICEF means to children because I was among those who received food and medical relief right after World War II.
  184. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
  185. I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and… I believe in miracles.
  186. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
  187. Everything I learned I learned from the movies.
  188. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
  189. Actually, you have to be a little bit in love with your leading man and vice versa. If you’re going to portray love, you have to feel it. You can’t do it any other way. But you don’t carry it beyond the set.
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  194. A camel is a horse designed by committee.
  195. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
  196. Act quickly… but not too quickly.
  197. Actions speak louder than words.
  198. A guitarist is only as good as his drummer and bassist
  199. A man’s libido is nine-tenths testosterone.
  200. A proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts.
  201. A rolling stone gathers no moss, so there’s nothing to cushion the impact when it hits.
  202. All or nothing, now.
  203. All That Glitters Is Not Gold, There’s Brass And Copper Or It Might Be Plated!
  204. All the world is mad, except thee and me, and even thee’s a little mad at times.
  205. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw.
  206. An apple, an egg, and a nut, you may eat after a slut.
  207. An elephant never forgets.
  208. And all the people say?
  209. Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments.
  210. Another day another dollar.
  211. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart.
  212. Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
  213. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
  214. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  215. As you move through life, set aside good ideas and give them to others to encourage and inspire.
  216. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.
  217. Attitude. The difference between winners and losers.
  218. Attitude: the difference between squashing and being squashed.
  219. At least those with closed minds never have to worry about their brains gathering dust.
  220. Anything good or bad lies in your eyes.
  221. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  222. Be on the world, not of it…As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf…
  223. Bees that have honey in the mouth have stings in their tails
  224. Beauty fades away.
  225. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.
  226. Begin with the end in mind.
  227. Better smart than beautiful.
  228. Better a smartass than a dumbass.
  229. Better lucky than good.
  230. Beware beginings.
  231. Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
  232. Build something that’s foolproof, and only a fool will use it.
  233. Build something that’s foolproof and they invent a better fool.
  234. Bullfight critics row on row, Crowd the vast arena full, But only one man’s there who knows, And he’s the man who fights the bull.
  235. Bunty the idiot!
  236. But what about my obstacles? Feint left, run right. Charge like a hipopotamus. Blast with lasers. Drag along. Pretend not there. Surmount.
  237. Cancel my subscription, I don’t need your issues.
  238. Can’t or won’t?
  239. Culture is to make a nice drinking bowl from one’s enemy’s skull. Civilization is to go to prison for that.
  240. Contrary to what the cynics say, distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough.
  241. Crawl out of one hole and into another.
  242. Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
  243. Deaf people can do anything other people can do except hear.
  244. Death is the final journey.
  245. Depression is anger without motivation, it’s like having an empty beer bottle with no one to throw it at.
  246. Don’t let the chains of the world keep you down. Cast them off, and be free to fly.
  247. Don’t drive faster then your guardian angel can fly!
  248. Don’t feed the monkeys! They like soul-food best!
  249. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
  250. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
  251. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
  252. Dead fish go with the flow… but I’m not dead yet.
  253. Draw a circle not a heart cause a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.
  254. Don’t piss in your own pool.
  255. Does a one legged duck swim in a circle.
  256. Don’t lick Bell End.
  257. People can have fun while others are not having fun.
  258. Don’t aim for success. If you want it, just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally!
  259. Effort makes the man – ask any woman.
  260. Eschew Obfuscation! Espouse Elucidation!
  261. Everything’s better with butter.
  262. We’re all a lot better for butter.
  263. Everything tastes better when it’s free.
  264. Even “impossible” says I’m possible!
  265. Even the mighty oak tree was just a little nut once, just like you.
  266. Every dog has his day.
  267. Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.
  268. Eat right. Exercise regularly. Die anyway.
  269. Every song ends, but that’s not a reason to not enjoy music.
  270. Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.
  271. Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip.
  272. Faith is antonymous with logic.
  273. Faith is the opposite of logic.
  274. Fate is only for those unable to control their own futures.
  275. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act theirs.
  276. Fire it up, light it up, smoke it up.
  277. First Deserve, then desire.
  278. Five out of four people have problems with fractions.
  279. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
  280. For the common man can do nothing: The fact he undertakes the task makes him uncommon.
  281. Forgive and forget.
  282. Form is temporary. Class is permanent.
  283. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  284. Friends come and go, but a good enemy lasts forever.
  285. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  286. Friendship is like peeing in your pants: Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
  287. For every negative in life, there is a greater positive.
  288. Friends come and go, but enemies are here forever.
  289. Freedom is not free.
  290. Freedom isn’t free.
  291. Freedom comes at a cost hope is free.
  292. Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.
  293. Get with it or get lost.
  294. Getting lost is not a bad thing its just not that good either.
  295. Gimme some of that Goon.
  296. Go big or go home.
  297. Go hard or go home.
  298. Go big or don’t go at all.
  299. Good friends are like stars — you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.
  300. Good things come to those who wait.
  301. Government philosophy: If it ain’t broke, fix it ’til it is.
  302. Greatest gift one man can give another; the awesome responsibility of freedom.
  303. Grass is greener on the other side, but you’ll eventually have to mow it.
  304. Grass is greener on the other side.
  305. Greed is the mother of all sins.
  306. Great minds think alike.
  307. Fools seldom differ.
  308. Guitars are like speeches, they must be in tune.
  309. God save the Queen.
  310. God save the Queen! God knows Why!
  311. Great ideas are like diamonds; hard to find, not too useful, and impossible to hold onto.
  312. Half the work done in the world is there to deceive you.
  313. Happiness is being married to your best friend.
  314. Have you seen my hexokinase?
  315. Have you seen Mike Hawk?
  316. He that fights and runs away, May live to fight another day.
  317. He who is silent speaks volumes.
  318. He who laughs last laughs longest.
  319. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  320. He who listens is he who truly speaks.
  321. He’s got bubbles in his think tank.
  322. He’s as sharp as a beach ball.
  323. Here goes everything.
  324. Here goes nothing.
  325. Hire the best, keep the best.
  326. History is just one bloody thing after another.
  327. History shows that life is the cheapest commodity.
  328. History is like your social Security number. long, useless, but needed.
  329. History is not about who’s right. It’s about who’s left.
  330. Homophobia is gay.
  331. Home is where you make it.
  332. Home is where the heart is.
  333. Home is where your hat is.
  334. Home is where your hump is.
  335. Home is where your dump is.
  336. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
  337. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.
  338. Hold my beer and watch this!
  339. How long is a piece of string?
  340. I always mean what I say but I don’t always say what I mean.
  341. I am not a National Insurance Number, I am a free man!
  342. I am nothing, not even hope.
  343. I can tune a guitar, but I can’t tüna fish.
  344. I don’t fear death; it’s re-incarnation I dread.
  345. I do not forgive!
  346. I don’t have an attitude problem: you have a perception problem!
  347. I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own!
  348. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
  349. I don’t understand women, if someone said to me “go home and make babies” it would make my day.
  350. I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha.
  351. I know very well that beauty is empty. But I want it anyway.
  352. I may look stupid but dont let it it foool you i is smmart. by.
  353. I only made one mistake in my life; that’s when I thought I was wrong.
  354. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
  355. It’s the horse you are the most unwilling to ride that will take you the furthest.
  356. It’s only money, we’ve got plenty of it.
  357. It is easier to create naked art than it is to create clothed porn.
  358. I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.
  359. I wasn’t always this fat – blame it on inflation.
  360. I would insult you, but you’re not bright enough.
  361. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
  362. I’m not trying to be cheeky, because if I was you’d know about it.
  363. I think, therefore, I thunk!
  364. I like to be at the base/bottom of a pyramid. So i can say to the one at the top that I will leave if I want…
  365. In God we trust. The rest must pay cash.
  366. If I had liked you in the first place, I’d have gone off you by now.
  367. If I had that nose full of nickels, I’d be a rich man.
  368. If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same.
  369. If a man speaks in a forest, but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  370. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  371. If at first you don’t succeed – give up!
  372. If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
  373. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you!
  374. If at first you don’t succeed, others do so at your expense.
  375. If it’s worth fighting for…it’s worth fighting dirty for.
  376. If I’m going down I’m taking somebody with me.
  377. If the left half of the brain controls the right hand, and the right half the left, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.
  378. If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
  379. If you can’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.
  380. If you can’t convince, confuse!
  381. If you don’t know where your going you’ll never get there.
  382. If your enemy needs a friend, buy him a dog.
  383. If you get knocked off your horse, you get right back in the saddle.
  384. If you go looking for enemies then you will find them — the fucking bastards!
  385. If you think the impossible, the incredible can come true.
  386. If you’re dumb dont talk so you can at least seem smart. Till you forget and say something stupid.
  387. If it is to be it is up to me.
  388. If it looks like there’s nothing to worry about, that’s when you really have to worry.
  389. If you always tell the truth, you never have to rely on your memory.
  390. I intend to live forever – so far, so good!
  391. I’m immortal … so far.
  392. I’m pink, therefore, I’m spam!
  393. Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power.
  394. In every river, the worse the ford the better the fish.
  395. In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.
  396. In one ear, out the other.
  397. Isn’t there a medicine for that?
  398. Is your journey really necessary?
  399. It always feels better to walk on the path you made yourself.
  400. It doesn’t matter what actually happened, the only thing that matters is what people think happened.
  401. It is difficult to understand how a pyramid is built from sitting on the top of it.
  402. It is not ignorance that is the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.
  403. It’s a dog eat dog world.
  404. It’s been a long week today.
  405. It’s not a bug, it’s an undocumented feature.
  406. It’s not cheating, it’s creative sportsmanship.
  407. It’s often not what we say that hurts, but what we don’t say.
  408. It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… Then it’s hilarious.
  409. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
  410. If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions.
  411. If you’re in control, you’re not driving fast enough…
  412. If two people meet and exchange one dollar, both leave with that same one dollar. If two people meet and exchange an idea, both leave with two ideas.
  413. Just get up one more time than you are knocked down.
  414. Just because you’ve always done it that way; doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.
  415. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
  416. Keep Mum, she’s not so dumb.
  417. Keep on trucking!
  418. Laws are made to be broken.
  419. Let’s deal with Today!
  420. Let his own wand ding him.
  421. Let’s be careful out there.
  422. Life. Live it.
  423. Life is enjoyment, enjoyment is Whiskey, but Whiskey is not life.
  424. Life is a bitch.
  425. Life is a joke.
  426. Life isn’t fair.
  427. Life isn’t fair. — No, it’s not, is it!
  428. Life sucks, then you die.
  429. Life sucks til it stops, the life, not the sucking.
  430. Life is the best thing in the world, those who disprove are fools
  431. Life is terminal.
  432. Life is a terminal disease.
  433. Life is out there, if your doing what you love, and loving what you do.
  434. Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.
  435. Life is what you make it
  436. Life is a sexually contracted terminal disease.
  437. Live and let live.
  438. Live life like there’s no tomorrow.
  439. Life is hard, but the alternative is unacceptable.
  440. Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
  441. Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but don’t realize until you have it.
  442. Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.
  443. Love makes the world go ’round.
  444. Love is all you need to love, and love is all you need to be loved.
  445. Love it or shove it.
  446. Love is the only rational act.
  447. Love is sex, but sex isn’t love.
  448. Love of money is the root of all evil.
  449. Love and life can’t be separate.
  450. Life is about everything, but without love it’s nothing.
  451. Life, live, love.
  452. Lie, lonely, lose.
  453. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  454. Many hands make light work.
  455. Man has one incurable disease: Ignorance.
  456. Man must shut up, or be shut up.
  457. Misery is the fastest breeding substance in the world.
  458. Man up inside ya!
  459. Miss with the best , die like the rest.
  460. Mocking religion is like mocking handicapped people, even though it’s easy, you just don’t do it.
  461. Most live and learn, but by the time most learn, it is too late to live.
  462. Most citizens are in two minds about traffic wardens: whether they should be taken out and shot at dawn, or at dusk.
  463. Music is Inspiration & Sentiment. These goods cannot be sold but only shared.
  464. My body may be broken, but my spirit still fights on.
  465. My karma ran over your dogma.
  466. My mechanics so good, if he cant fix it, it ain’t broken.
  467. My other badge is enamel.
  468. Money is worthless unless some people have it and others do not.
  469. Mr. Heinz would be happy!!!
  470. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
  471. Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer.
  472. Never forget that your tools were made by the lowest bidder.
  473. Never forgive, never forget.
  474. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
  475. Never count a tiger’s teeth before breakfast.
  476. Never put off doing till tomorrow what you can put off doing today.
  477. Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot (including this one).
  478. No brain, more pain.
  479. No good deed goes unpunished.
  480. No man is an island in Manhattan.
  481. No pain, no gain.
  482. No quarter given, and none received.
  483. Nobody ever said that life is fair.
  484. Nobody’s perfect. I’m Nobody. Therefore, I must be perfect.
  485. Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.
  486. Nothing is impossible.
  487. Nothing like a cigarette to remind you you’re alive
  488. Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly.
  489. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
  490. Nothing is fool proof.
  491. Nothing to excess.
  492. Obstacles are weights that when time flows, you’ll get used to
  493. One shot, one kill.
  494. One good turn deserves another.
  495. One knows self, knows all.
  496. One cannot write feelings when not in despair.
  497. Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
  498. One smart man is dumber than 7 seven stupid ones.
  499. Only the man who stands can get knocked down with pride.
  500. Open minds and empty heads are not the same.
  501. Oh what a stink of the rot!
  502. Optimist is the one who thinks bullshit is a fertilizer.
  503. Pain is weakness leaving the body.
  504. Pleasure is weakness entering the body.
  505. Pain is ever present, but never ever lasting.
  506. Pain is temporary. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.
  507. Pain is your friend; it lets you know that you’re still alive.
  508. Patience is a very tedious virtue.
  509. Patience is a virtue, albeit a tedious one.
  510. People only think I’m wrong because my path of logic is illogical to every logical person.
  511. People in your life will come and go like the ocean tides, but few will leave such an imprint on your soul that it can not be washed away.
  512. People say I shouldn’t frown because it uses more muscles than smiling. Then I point out that Americans need their exercise.
  513. People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others.
  514. People who run aren’t cowards, just smarter than those who charge.
  515. People who charge are people we remember for being excellent.
  516. Pessimist’s definition of an Optimist: Someone who knows today is so bad, tomorrow has just got to be better.
  517. Pessimists are just realistic optimists.
  518. Pessimists are Optimists with experience.
  519. Perfection is only possible within an imperfect human mold.
  520. Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
  521. Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
  522. Pink pills for pale people.
  523. Patriotism – There are people in every country who shamelessly hide their corrupt practises and sheer incompetence behind their country’s flag.
  524. Physical prowess is for cowards; a little pain builds character.
  525. Power is the ability not to have to please.
  526. Power is the way to fulfill absolute corruption and greed.
  527. Practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
  528. Practice makes perfect, and nothing’s perfect, so why practice?
  529. Practice makes permanent.
  530. Practice makes better!
  531. Practice makes perfect.
  532. Practice may make perfect, but perfection does not mean you don’t need to practice.
  533. Practice what you preach.
  534. Praise undeserved is scandal in disguise.
  535. Pray for what you want. Work for what you need.
  536. Preference is vanity.
  537. Procrastinate later.
  538. Promotion is one’s growth at the cost of another.
  539. Proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance.
  540. Proper planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.
  541. Put your Crocodile in adventure mode.
  542. Quick action in emergencies saves lives, push up to the front of the line.
  543. Question everything, accept nothing.
  544. Question it if it’s free.
  545. Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit; adaptation, even more so.
  546. For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails…and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.
  547. Reach for the stars, or you’ll never touch the sky.
  548. Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.
  549. Realists are just pessimists looking for an excuse for themselves.
  550. Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.
  551. Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.
  552. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
  553. Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold–but so does a hard-boiled egg.
  554. Remember the Alamo!
  555. Right or Wrong is always dependent on the context.
  556. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
  557. There is no such thing as excessive firepower. There is only open fire and reload.
  558. Satisfaction is the death of desire.
  559. Satisfaction come at the cost of desire.
  560. Say what you mean, mean what you say.
  561. Say something wise and your name will live forever.
  562. Say something stupid and your name will be remembered for forever and a day.
  563. Scientific progress goes “Boink”.
  564. Some say knowledge is the best virtue, I say stupidity is
  565. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.
  566. See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!
  567. See you some other never.
  568. Seeing is believing.
  569. Seek and you shall find.
  570. Self do, self have.
  571. Shit happens.
  572. Shift happens.
  573. Stuff happens.
  574. Santa happens.
  575. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still be among the stars.
  576. Shop ’til you drop!
  577. Should have, would have, could have but didn’t.
  578. Simple programming languages are bad because they are easy.
  579. Sit down, and shut up!
  580. Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.
  581. Coulda, woulda, Shoulda.
  582. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  583. So close, and yet so far away.
  584. Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck.
  585. Someday we will look back on this and laugh.
  586. Sometimes, it just takes a pirate to get the job done.
  587. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.
  588. Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
  589. Smart people make problems in the world, stupid people fix them.
  590. Stupidity is permanent; ignorance can be fixed.
  591. Superficially, an aphorist is a bit like a philatelist, only he’ll never admit it.
  592. Support your right to arm bears.
  593. This Christmas, buy your children glue.
  594. Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.
  595. Take all risks for not the day come saying what IF !
  596. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
  597. Talk is cheap when the story’s good.
  598. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
  599. Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
  600. Writing about art is like dancing about architecture.
  601. Talking about architecture is like dancing about architecture.
  602. Tall trees catch more wind.
  603. Temptation is seen from a distance never near.
  604. The apotheosis of nihilism is suicide.
  605. The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.
  606. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  607. The best defense against logic is ignorance.
  608. The best friends you will ever have are the ones who are there when everything is not perfect.
  609. The best prophet of the future is the past.
  610. The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
  611. The world isn’t perfect…but that’s why it’s beautiful.
  612. The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
  613. The customer is always right, except when he’s dead wrong.
  614. The death of three civilians and a dog causes uproar and sadness. The death of 20,000 soldiers causes dissatisfaction.
  615. The devil makes work for idle thumbs.
  616. The devil makes work for idle hands.
  617. The devil we know is better than the devil we don’t.
  618. The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.
  619. The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that God exists.
  620. The Eclectic Rede: Keep What Works, Fix What’s Broke, Dump the Rest.
  621. The eternal triangle.
  622. The family that prays together stays together.
  623. The First Impression Is Not The Last Impression, But A Lasting Impression
  624. The first victim of anger is the angry man.
  625. The graffito’s on the wall!
  626. The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees.
  627. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; the glass is twice as big as it should be.
  628. The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
  629. The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
  630. The greatest trick a writer ever played upon his readers was to convince them that he was telling the truth when he wrote, “Honestly, I tell you no lies!”
  631. The impossible is always possible.
  632. The line between what is right and what is wrong is thin and indistinct. It takes true character to discern between the two.
  633. The meaning of life is anything you want it to be, because if something hasn’t got an answer how can you answer be wrong?
  634. The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
  635. The one that can describe feelings best is the one without emotion.
  636. The only tme the music is too loud is when your ears start bleeding.
  637. The only concealed weapon is a man’s mind.
  638. The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.
  639. The only problem with subtlety is that it is too subtle.
  640. The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
  641. The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.
  642. The only perfect lie is one that even the liar don’t know the answer to.
  643. The perfect lie is one that can even deceive the liar.
  644. The plural of anecdote is not data.
  645. The problem with society is that one man can achieve more than a thousand others.
  646. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
  647. The straw that broke the camel’s back.
  648. The sincerest love is satirized by the sincerest liars.
  649. The sun shines brighter in the wake of tragedy.
  650. The thinner the book, the thicker the person.
  651. The things we remember best are those better forgotten.
  652. The thing our parents’ generation doesn’t get, is that if you kick ass on the internet, people will find you.
  653. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
  654. The world is big again.
  655. The world would be less violent if everyone used hula hoops.
  656. The WAY I walk is the WAY.
  657. There are only 3 truths in this world: My truth, your truth and THE TRUTH.
  658. There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  659. There are three types of people in this world: the ones who can count, and those who can’t.
  660. There are three types of people in this world: the ones who keep you alive, the ones who would otherwise cause you to die, and the ones who somehow manage to do both at the same time.
  661. There are three types of people in the world: Those who get things done, those who watch things getting done, and those who wonder what’s going on.
  662. There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and people that suck.
  663. There are two types of people in the world: Those who sort people into different categories, and those who don’t.
  664. There are two types of people in the world; the people who control it, and the people that should.
  665. There are two types of people that go around beardless; boys and women, and I am neither.
  666. There is a fine line between coincidence and fate.
  667. There is a fine line between stupid and clever
  668. There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
  669. There is no I in team, unless you spell it that way.
  670. There is no I in team, but there is in win, and there’s a u in suck.
  671. There is no need to fear the dead. Only fear the living.
  672. There is nothing that you can’t do, only things that you want to or not.
  673. There is something about a cupboard that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
  674. They would have failed if they were on Expert.
  675. Think of it this way, in a 1000 years who’s gonna care?
  676. Think of the Web as a big bathroom wall. And everyone has a marker.
  677. Those who don’t make decisions never make mistakes.
  678. Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day.
  679. Those who reject advice are those who need it the most.
  680. Those who say that violence is the answer never understood the question.
  681. Those who say that violence isn’t the answer understood the question.
  682. Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order.
  683. Thoughts don’t hurt, actions do.
  684. Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas.
  685. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. But what are timeflies and why do they like an arrow?
  686. Time flies when you’re having fun.
  687. Time files when you don’t care about it.
  688. Times change, and we change with them.
  689. Togetherness only through crisis.
  690. To ignore the past is to jeopardize the future.
  691. To live, is to die.
  692. To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
  693. Too much phone sex will give you hearing AIDS.
  694. Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.
  695. Treat criticism as your friend.
  696. True power comes from knowledge. Knowledge comes from understanding.
  697. Take control of your own destiny.
  698. They condemn what they do not understand.
  699. Trust God, check all others.
  700. The Law of Gravity states that what comes up, must come down. That’s why I don’t invest in the Stock Market.
  701. There’s no smoke without fire.
  702. Turnabout is fair play.
  703. The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
  704. The best and worst thing about Time is that it passes by.
  705. Those most willing to give others a piece of their mind can least afford to do so.
  706. The difference between successful and unsuccessful man is not the lack of strength or knowledge, it’s the lack of WILL POWER.
  707. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
  708. To forget is disgraceful, to forgive is true strength.
  709. To care for things when others don’t care, that’s what makes you human.
  710. The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive
  711. Understanding someone is better than words sometimes.
  712. Underpromise and overdeliver.
  713. Violence is not the answer.
  714. War is not the answer.
  715. Violence isn’t the answer, but it’s a bloody good guess.
  716. Wars are where old men talk and young men die.
  717. Wars are always fought for old men by young boys.
  718. We fucked that midget, Sam. Fucked’em all nite long, and not just traditional.
  719. We all have wings. Heaven is just VIP.
  720. We are not meant to be good, we are just meant to exist.
  721. We will fight them until hell freezes over. Then, we’ll fight them on ice.
  722. Whatever happens for a reason, happens.
  723. What drives you? Is it a Mini or a Thunderbird?
  724. Whatever you do, do cautiously, and look to the end.
  725. What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular.
  726. What’s the officer problem?
  727. When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.
  728. When the going gets tough, America goes to the bar.
  729. When the shit hits the fan, and osama bin laden is found, when there is a snowball fight in hell, and animal control has to buy planes to catch the pigs in the sky, that’s when I might consider listening to whatever the hell it is you’re saying.
  730. When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.
  731. When someone says they don’t care it means they care very much.
  732. Where patience fails, force prevails.
  733. Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.
  734. Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
  735. Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
  736. Whom gods destroy they first make mad.
  737. Whom Jupiter wishes to destroy he first sends mad.
  738. Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad—but they don’t bother about the working classes.
  739. Why be difficult when you can be impossible?
  740. Why bother making cookies if your just going to shit them out?
  741. Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
  742. Why buy it when you can build it for twice as much.
  743. Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out?
  744. Wikipedia has changed the way the world gets information forever.
  745. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
  746. Without education, we are in horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
  747. Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.
  748. Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.
  749. Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.
  750. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.
  751. Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.
  752. Who’s been stealing my icecreams.
  753. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
  754. Xenophobia is alien to me.
  755. Xylophones are like humans – there can be all kinds of notes and personalities.
  756. You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your enemies.
  757. You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
  758. You can go off people you know.
  759. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
  760. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
  761. You can lead a horse to water, but don’t fiddle with it… that’s just weird.
  762. You can eat your cake and have it too.
  763. You can have your cake and eat it too.
  764. You cannot mistake happenings as inconveniences always, you have to sit and think about how you can benefit from it.
  765. You have no rights. Sit down.
  766. You cannot use your friends and have them too.
  767. You can’t put a better bit of butter on you knife!
  768. You can’t predict the future, but you can prepare for it.
  769. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
  770. You get what you pay for, and you pay for what you get.
  771. You gotta move on to groove on.
  772. You have more luck than brains.
  773. You’re only worth as much as your promises are.
  774. You know what they say, whitewater in the morning.
  775. You’re bad bad, but he(/she) is Great!
  776. He(/She) is not bad, but You are great!
  777. You’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  778. Your village called… they want their idiot back.
  779. Your head is not aerodynamically proportioned.
  780. Your last word is another man’s target.
  781. Facebook meta tags
  782. How to make Yahoo your homepage in Chrome
  783. Acer Iconia Talk S Specs
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  937. UP 40000 Safai Karmi Recruitment 2016
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