1. UPSSSC Various Post 2016 Online Form Last Date : 17/10/2016
  2. CBSE UGC NET January 2017 Online Form Last Date : 16/11/2016
  3. Jharkhand PCS JPSC Pre Exam Online Form 2016 Last Date : 28/10/2016
  4. UPSSSC Driver (Vahan Chalak) Online Form 2016 Last Date : 05/11/2016
  5. Railway RRC Sports Quota Online Form 2016 Last Date : 07/11/2016
  6. MP High Court Civil Judge PCS J Online Form 2016 Last Date : 10/11/2016
  7. Railway Jabalpur Apprentice Recruitment Online Form 2016 Last Date : 09/11/2016
  8. KVS TGT / PGT Online Form 2016 (Last Date Extended) Last Date : 20/10/2016
  9. NVS TGT / PGT Online Correction Form 2016 Last Date : 20/10/2016
  10. Patna High Court Computer Operator Online Form 2016 Last Date : 04/11/2016
  11. UP Bar Declaration Online Form 2016 Last Date : 31/10/2016
  12. UP 32022 BPEd Physical Education Teacher Online Form 2016 Last Date : 09/11/2016
  13. UP Pradhan Mantri Sabke Leye Avas Yojna Online Form 2016 Last Date : 31/10/2016
  14. MPEZ Junior Engineer Online Form 2016 Last Date : 06/11/2016
  15. UPSSSC Lower Second Online Form 2016 Last Date : 15/11/2016
  16. UP Jal Nigam Junior Engineer JE Online Form 2016 Last Date : 20/11/2016
  17. UPTET 2016 Online Correction Form
  18. Noida Metro Various Post Online Form 2016 Last Date : 15/12/2016
  19. Reserve Bank RBI Assistant Online Form 2016 Last Date : 28/11/2016
  20. MP PEB Group D Various Post Online Form 2016 Last Date : 21/11/2016
  21. UPPSC Direct Recruitment Various Post Online Form 2016 Last Date : 03/12/2016
  22. MP Combined Group 2 Various Post Online Form 2016 Last Date : 08/12/2016
  23. UPSC Combined Defence Service CDS I 2017 Online Form Last Date : 02/12/2016
  24. IBPS Specialist Officer Online Form 2016 Last Date : 02/12/2016
  25. UPSSSC Combined Technical Service Online Form 2016 Last Date : 24/11/2016
  26. SSC 10+2 CHSL 2016 Online Form Last Date : 25/11/2016
  27. Allahabad High Court Assistant Review Officer ARO Samiksha Adhikari Online Form 2016 Last Date : 02/12/2016
  28. Karur Vysya Bank KVB Clerk Online Form 2016 Last Date : 21/11/2016
  29. IDBI Bank Executive Online Form 2016 Last Date : 30/11/2016
  30. Indian Army 10+2 TES 37 Online Form 2016 Last Date : 07/12/2016
  31. Allahabad High Court Review Officer RO (Samiksha Adhikari) Online Form 2016 Last Date : 15/12/2016
  32. UPPSC Civil Judge PCS J Mains Online Form 2016 Last Date : 25/11/2016
  33. Bihar SSC BSSC Municipal Officer MO Online Form 2016 Last Date : 19/12/2016
  34. UP Jal Nigam Assistant Engineer AE Online Form 2016 Last Date : 07/12/2016
  35. Indian Coast Guard Assistant Commandant Online Form 2016 Last Date : 10/12/2016
  36. Bank of Baroda BOB Sweeper, Peon Group D Online Form 2016 Last Date : 13/12/2016
  37. Rashtrapati Sachivalaya MTS Online Form 2016 Last Date : 25/11/2016
  38. IDBI Bank Assistant Manager Online Form 2016 Last Date : 09/12/2016
  39. MP Vyapam Group II Various Post Online Form 2016 Last Date : 12/12/2016
  40. UP 32022 Physical Teacher Online Correction Form 2016 Last Date : 30/11/2016
  41. CBSE UGC NET January 2017 Online Correction Form Last Date : 03/12/2016
  42. UPSSSC Instructor Online Form 2016 Last Date : 17/12/2016
  43. UPSSSC Lower 2 Online Form Last Date : 15/12/2016
  44. Karnataka Bank Clerk Online Form 2016 Last Date : 21/12/2016
  45. Indian Airforce Afcat 01/2017 Online Form Last Date : 29/12/2016
  46. UP Scholarship Online Correction Form 2016
  47. Bank of Baroda BOB Group D UP West, Uttrakhand, MP, CG, WB Online Form 2016 Last Date : 16/12/2016
  48. UPSSSC Assembly / Forest Guard Online Form 2016 Last Date : 26/12/2016
  49. Indian Bank PO Online Form 2016 Last Date : 22/12/2016
  50. Indian Navy 10+2 Artificial Apprentice AA 142 Batch Online Form 2017 Last Date : 19/12/2016
  51. Syndicate Bank PO Online Form 2016 Last Date : 28/12/2016
  52. UPSM Various Post Clerk, Assistant Manager, AGM Online Form 2016 Last Date : 30/12/2016
  53. UPPCL Group C Stenographer, Office Assistant Online Form 2016 Last Date : 11/01/2016
  54. Jharkhand JSSC PGT Online Form 2016 Last Date : 30/12/2016
  55. UPPCS Exam Calendar 2016
  56. GATE 2016 Admit Card
  57. Rajasthan Forest Guard Exam 2016 Admit Card
  58. Uttrakhand UKPSC Civil Judge (PCS J) Admit Card 2016
  59. Jharkhand Sachivlaya LDC Exam Admit Card 2016
  60. Jharkhand SSC Constable Exam Admit Card 2016
  61. MPPSC Prelim Exam Admit Card 2016
  62. SSC Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  63. SSC Stenographer Admit Card 2016
  64. IBPS CWE V Specialist Officer SO Admit Card 2016
  65. Syndicate Bank PO Admit Card 2016
  66. Andhra Bank PO Interview Call Letter 2016
  67. CTET February 2016 Exam Admit Card
  68. AFCAT Admit Card 2016
  69. Bank Note Press BNP Supervisor Admit Card 2016
  70. DBRAU Agra University Private Admit Card 2016
  71. Delhi Metro DMRC Various Post JE, CRA, Office Assistant Steno, Maintainer Admit Card 2016
  72. Rajasthan Patwari Admit Card 2016
  73. CGPCS Chhattisgarh PCS Prelim Exam Admit Card 2016
  74. RRC Group D Special Admit Card 2016
  75. Vizaag Steel Junior Trainee Admit Card 2016
  76. UPSSSC Gram Panchayat Adhikari VDO Admit Card 2016
  77. Indian Navy Nausena Bharti AA, SSR Admit Card 2016
  78. UPSSSC Lower 1 2015 Admit Card Exam 28 Feb 2016
  79. LIC Assistant Administrative Officer AAO Admit Card 2016
  80. Indian Coast Guard Navik GD Admit Card 2016
  81. CSJMU Kanpur University Private Admit Card 2016
  82. Railway RRB 18252 Goods Guard, ASM, CA, TA and Other Post Application Form Status 2016
  83. Indian Navy Nausena Bharti MR,NMR Admit Card 2016
  84. Allahabad University Admit Card 2016
  85. UPSSSC Lower 2 Admit Card 2016
  86. SSC CPO SI (Sub Inspector) Admit Card 2016
  87. NTPC Diploma Trainee Admit Card 2016
  88. Lucknow Metro LMRC Various Post Admit Card 2016
  89. UPPCL Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  90. UPSC IES/ISS Admit Card 2016
  91. Intelligence Bureau IB Personal Assistant PA Admit Card 2016
  92. Railway RRB 18252 Post Admit Card 2016
  93. UPSSSC Junior Engineer Interview Letter 2016
  94. Indian Airforce X Group, Y Group Admit Card 2016
  95. ESIC UDC,MTS,Steno Admit Card 2016
  96. UPPCS Pre 2016 Admit Card
  97. JEE MAIN Entrance Exam 2016 Admit Card
  98. Bihar BSSC Graduate Level Mains Admit Card 2016
  99. CRPF ASI,Steno Admit Card 2016
  100. VITEEE 2016 Slot Booking, Admit Card Download
  101. BITSAT 2016 Slot Booking
  102. UPSC NDA I Admit Card 2016
  103. UP Police Female Constable Admit Card 2016
  104. CRPF Constable Tradesman Admit Card 2016
  105. UPSSSC Stenographer Admit Card 2016
  106. Aligarh Muslim University AMU Entrance Exam Admit Card 2016
  107. MP Sub Engineer Admit Card 2016
  108. Concor Railway Assistant Supervisor Admit Card 2016
  109. DMRC Station Controller Admit Card 2016, New Exam Dates
  110. UPPCS Combined Engineering Services Exam Admit Card 2016
  111. HSSC Haryana Police Constable Admit Card 2016
  112. KIIT 2016 Slot Booking / Admit Card
  113. BHU UET / PET Entrance Exam Admit Card 2016
  114. UP Police Constable Male Physical Exam Admit Card 2016
  115. AIPMT 2016 Admit Card
  116. UPSEE 2016 Admit Card
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  118. MGIMS Wardha PMT Admit Card 2016
  119. UPBED 2016 Entrance Exam Admit Card
  120. UPPCS Lower Mains Admit Card 2016
  121. UP Polytechnic JEECUP 2016 Admit Card
  122. BTEUP Annual Exam Admit Card 2016
  123. CRPF Paramedical Staff Admit Card 2016
  124. AIPVT 2016 Entrance Exam Admit Card
  125. CLAT 2016 Entrance Exam Admit Card
  126. UPSSSC 10+2 Junior Assistant Admit Card 2016
  127. MP BED / M.Ed 2016 Admit Card
  128. SSC GD Constable Physical / Medical Exam Admit Card 2016
  129. CRPF ASI Steno 10+2 Physical Exam Admit Card 2016
  130. NLU AILET 2016 Admit Card
  131. NEST 2016 Admit Card
  132. Indraprastha University IPU CET 2016 Admit Card
  133. UP Police Computer Operator Admit Card 2016
  134. Rajasthan High Court Junior Judicial Assistant JJA Clerk II Admit Card 2016
  135. Allahabad University BALLB & LLB Semester Exam 2016 Admit Card
  136. COMEDK Entrance Test Admit Card 2016
  137. JNU Entrance Admit Card 2016
  138. CRPF Signal Staff SI / ASI PET/PST Admit Card 2016
  139. MMM Gorakhpur Admit Card 2016
  140. UPCATET 2016 Entrance Test Admit Card
  141. UPPCL Assistant Engineer Admit Card 2016
  142. AIIMS MBBS Entrance Admit Card 2016
  143. UPSC Engineering Service Admit Card 2016
  144. BHU SET Entrance CHS Admit Card 2016
  145. SBI Clerk Admit Card 2016
  146. UPSSSC 10+2 Junior Assistant Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  147. UPSM Sevamandal Deputy Manager, Stenographer, Computer Operator Admit Card 2016
  148. UPSSSC Chakbandi Lekhpal Interview Letter 2016
  149. Patna High Court Assistant Admit Card 2016
  150. UPPCS Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  151. ICAR AIEEA UG / PG Entrance Admit Card 2016
  152. Allahabad High Court Group D Stage II Admit Card 2016
  153. MPPCS Pre Admit Card 2016
  154. UPSC CMS Admit Card 2016
  155. CRPF Constable Written Exam Admit Card 2016
  156. UPSSSC VDO Gram Vikas Adhikari Exam Date 2016
  157. Concor Railway Senior Assistant Admit Card 2016
  158. UPSSSC Lower 1 Interview Letter 2016
  159. SSC CPO SI Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  160. Allahabad University AU UGAT 2016 Admit Card
  161. Indian Maritime University IMU CET 2016 Admit Card
  162. UP Sevamandal UPSM Assistant Engineer AE Civil Admit Card 2016
  163. JIPMER MBBS Admit Card 2016
  164. UPRTOU Admit Card June 2016
  165. UPSSSC Gram Vikash Adhikari VDO Admit Card 2016
  166. MP APDO 2016 Admit Card
  167. UP BEd Counseling Letter 2016
  168. UPSC CAPF Assistant Commandant CFP AC Admit Card 2016
  169. SSC Combined Translator Admit Card 2016
  170. CRPF ASI /Steno Skill / Medical Test Admit Card 2016
  171. HSSC Haryana Constable Physical Exam Date 2016
  172. HSSC Advt No 03/2016 Various Post LDC,UDC, Grid Operator Admit Card 2016
  173. United India Insurance UIICL AO Admit Card 2016
  174. Nainital Bank Management Trainee MT Admit Card 2016
  175. UPSESSB TGT/PGT 2011 Admit Card 2016
  176. CSIR UGC NET June Admit Card 2016
  177. UPSSSC Stenographer Skill Test Admit Card 2016
  178. IB PA Skill Test Admit Card 2016
  179. DOEACC / NIELIT CCC Examination 2016 Admit Card / E Certificate
  180. MMM Gorakhpur Online Counseling, Letter 2016
  181. SBI PO Pre Exam Training Admit Card 2016
  182. UPPCL Technical Grade TG II Admit Card 2016
  183. Allahabad University AU PGAT, CRET,IPS, MEd,Bed LLM Entrance Admit Card 2016
  184. Delhi University PG Entrance Exam 2016 Admit Card
  185. Delhi University UG Entrance Exam 2016 Admit Card
  186. SBI Junior Associates Clerk Mains Admit Card 2016
  187. UPSSSC Lower 2016 Admit Card
  188. CRPF Head Constable (Ministerial) Admit Card 2016
  189. UPP Computer Operator Type Test Admit Card 2016
  190. CRPF Signal Staff Written Exam Admit Card 2016
  191. State Bank SBI PO Admit Card 2016
  192. CBSE UGC Net Admit Card July 2016
  193. SSC Stenographer Skill Test Admit Card 2016
  194. SSC Junior Engineer Paper II Admit Card 2016
  195. UPSSSC Cane Supervisor Admit Card 2016
  196. NIELIT CCC July 2016 Admit Card
  197. UPSC Civil Services IAS Pre Admit Card 2016
  198. DRDO CEPTAM 08 Admit Card 2016
  199. SSC CGL 2016 Tier 1 Exam Date 2016
  200. Patna District Court Clerk Admit Card 2016
  201. UPSSSC Junior Assistant Skill Test Admit Card 2016
  202. CBSE NEET II / AIPMT Admit Card 2016
  203. UP Police UPP Female Constable Admit Card 2016
  204. Bihar Excise Constable Admit Card 2016
  205. UPPSC RO/ARO Type Test Admit Card 2016
  206. UPPCL RO/ARO Samiksha Adhikari Other Post Admit Card 2016
  207. MP Police Constable Admit Card 2016
  208. UPSSSC Rajasva Nirikshak (Revenue Inspector) Admit Card 2016
  209. SSC Stenographer 2016 Written Exam Admit Card
  210. Allahabad High Court PA Admit Card 2016
  211. UPSSSC Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  212. State Bank SBI PO Mains Admit Card 2016
  213. Allhabad High Court UPHJS 2016 Admit Card
  214. Indian Navy Nausena Bharti SSR Merit List 2016
  215. Indian Navy Nuasena Bharti AA Merit List 2016
  216. United Bank of India UBI PO Admit Card 2016
  217. Bihar PCS J Civil Judge Admit Card 2016
  218. UPPSC Assistant Forest Conservator AFC Admit Card 2016
  219. UP Police Constable Male Admit Card / Cutoff 2016
  220. UP Jal Nigam UPJN Routine Clerk / Stenographer Admit Card 2016
  221. UP Sevamandal UPSM Sahkari Parivekshak Admit Card 2016
  222. AFCAT 2016 Admit Card
  223. SSC GD Constable Review Medical Exam RME Admit Card 2016
  224. UP Vidhan Sabha RO/ARO Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  225. Jharkhand SSC Graduate Level Admit Card 2016
  226. SSC CGL 2016 Online Practice Test
  227. Allahabad University LLB Entrance Admit Card 2016
  228. UPSSSC Rajasva Niriksha Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  229. UPSSSC 10+2 Amin Exam Date 2016
  230. SSC CGL Tier I Admit Card 2016
  231. UPSSSC Amin Admit Card 2016
  232. CTET 2016 Admit Card
  233. Rajasthan PCS RAS Pre 2016 Admit Card
  234. Haryana SSC Clerk Admit Card 2016
  235. MP Police Sub Inspector SI Admit Card 2016
  236. RBI Officer Grade B Admit Card 2016
  237. UPSC NDA II Admit Card 2016
  238. Indian Navy MR/NMR Admit Card 2016
  239. Indian Navy AA Admit Card 2016
  240. Indian Navy SSR Admit Card 2016
  241. SSC CPO SI Physical Exam PET Admit Card 2016
  242. SSC CHSL 10+2 2015 Paper II Admit Card 2016
  243. UPPCL RO/ARO Group C Typing Test Admit Card 2016
  244. UPP Computer Operator Document Verification Admit Card 2016
  245. UPSSSC Excise Constable Exam Date 2016
  246. UPSSSC Assistant Accountant Cum Auditor Admit Card 2016
  247. UPPSC Shiksha Vibhag Lecturer Admit Card 2016
  248. India Post Delhi Postman / Mail Guard Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  249. UPPSC Mains Admit Card 2016
  250. UP Vidhan Sabha RO/ARO Typing Test Admit Card 2016
  251. Bank of Baroda PO Admit Card2016
  252. IBPS Career Law Officer, Programmer, Hindi Officer Admit Card 2016
  253. UPSSSC Excise Constable Admit Card 2016
  254. BSNL Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  255. Bank of Maharastra Clerk, PO, Manager Exam Date 2016
  256. UPSC CDS II Admit Card 2016
  257. UPLA Vidhan Sabha Samiksha Adhikari RO/ARO Interview Letter 2016
  258. UP Sevamandal UPSM Assistant Field Officer, Ankik, Manager Admit Card 2016
  259. IBPS CWE V PO Pre Exam Training Admit Card 2016
  260. MP Gramin Udyan Vistar Adhikari GUVA Gr II Admit Card 2016
  261. UPRVUNL Assistant Engineer AE Admit Card 2016
  262. IBPS CWE VI PO Admit Card 2016
  263. CCC October 2016 Admit Card
  264. MPPSC Mains Admit Card 2016
  265. Burdwan District Court 2016 Admit Card
  266. UPPSC Civil Judge Pre Exam PCS J Admit Card 2016
  267. CRPF Head Constable Written Exam Admit Card Result 2016
  268. UPSSSC VDO Gram Vikash Adhikari Cycle Race, Physical Exam Admit Card 2016
  269. Intelligence Bureau IB JIO Admit Card 2016
  270. Bank of Maharashra Clerk , PO Admit Card 2016
  271. UP Seva Mandal UPSM Clerk, Junior / Senior Manager Admit Card 2016
  272. SSC CGL 2016 Re Exam Notice
  273. IBPS RRB Officer Scale I Admit Card 2016
  274. BSF ASI / Head Constable Admit Card 2016
  275. IBPS RRB Officer Scale I, Office Assistant Admit Card 2016
  276. UPSSSC Stenographer Interview Letter 2016
  277. SSC CGL 2016 Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  278. IBPS CWE VI Clerk Pre Exam Training Admit Card 2016
  279. UPSC IFS Mains Admit Card 2016
  280. Nabard Development Assistant Admit Card 2016
  281. UPSSSC Rajasva Nirikshak Interview Letter 2016
  282. Central Bank CBI Credit, Risk Officer Admit Card 2016
  283. UPRVUNL Junior Engineer, TG II Admit Card 2016
  284. Bihar BSPHCL Various Post Admit Card 2016
  285. CSBC Bihar Excise Constable Physical Exam Admit Card 2016
  286. UP Sevamandal UPSM Junior Branch Manager, Clerk Exam Admit Card 2016
  287. UPPCL Junior Engineer JE | Assistant Engineer AE | TG II Admit Card 2016
  288. AIIMS 10+2 LDC Admit Card 2016
  289. Telangana TSPSC Group II Exam Admit Card 2016
  290. IBPS PO Mains Admit Card 2016
  291. UPSSSC Lower 3 Interview Letter 2016
  292. SSC CGL 2016 Tier II Exam Date
  293. Delhi Metro DMRC Various Post Exam Date 2016
  294. CWC Central Warehousing Admit Card 2016
  295. Rajasthan RVUNL Assistant Engineer Admit Card 2016
  296. UPSC IAS Mains Admit Card 2016
  297. IBPS CWE VI Clerk Admit Card 2016
  298. UPSSSC Combined Technical Assistant , Instructor Admit Card 2016
  299. UPSSSC Laboratory Technician Admit Card 2016
  300. NVS Principal / Assistant Commissioner Admit Card 2016
  301. Delhi Metro DMRC Assistant Manager Admit Card 2016
  302. MPPKVVCL Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  303. SSC Junior Engineer New Exam Date 2016
  304. WBSSC Assistant Teacher Admit Card 2016
  305. UPHBD | UPAVP Assistant Engineer Admit Card 2016
  306. Army School AWES TGT / PGT Admit Card 2016
  307. UPPSC RO/ARO Samiksha Adhikari Admit Card 2016
  308. Rajyasabha Various Post Exam Date 2016
  309. Chhattisgarh PCS CGPCS Civil Judge PCS J Pre Admit Card 2016
  310. NCERT 10+2 LDC Exam Date 2016
  311. Delhi Metro DMRC Station Controller / Train Operator Admit Card 2016
  312. SSC CGL 2016 Tier II Admit Card 2016
  313. MP Platoon Commander Admit Card 2016
  314. UPSSSC Gram Panchayat Adhikari Re Exam Notice 2016
  315. CRPF Head Constable Typing Test Admit Card 2016
  316. NCERT 10+2 LDC Admit Card 2016
  317. IBPS PO Mains Supplementary Admit Card 2016
  318. ECGC PO Admit Card 2016
  319. Navodaya Vidyalaya NVS TGT/PGT Admit Card 2016
  320. CWC Management Trainee , Assistant Engineer Civil Admit Card 2016
  321. IBPS Law Officer, Hindi Officer, RO Admit Card 2016
  322. MP High Court PCS J MPHC Civil Judge Admit Card 2016
  323. Rajyasabha Various Post Admit Card 2016
  324. UPRVUNL AE Assistant Engineer Interview Letter 2016
  325. UP Jal Nigam UPJN Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  326. IBPS RRB Officer Scale I Mains Admit Card 2016
  327. IBPS RRB Officer Scale II, III Admit Card 2016
  328. UPSSSC Gram Panchayat Adhikari Re Exam Admit Card 2016
  329. UPSSSC AMIN 10+2 Interview Letter 2016
  330. NIELIT CCC December 2016 Admit Card
  331. KVS Principal, PRT Admit Card 2016
  332. New India Assurance AO Admit Card 2016
  333. India Post Officer Scale II, III, IV, VI Admit Card 2016
  334. Rajasthan Post DOP MTS Admit Card 2016
  335. BSSC Assistant Teacher Admit Card 2016
  336. IBPS Office Assistant Multipurpose Mains Admit Card 2016
  337. AKTU Admit Card 2016
  338. DMRC Assistant Manager, Maintainer Admit Card 2016
  339. UPTET 2016 Admit Card
  340. Punjab & Haryana High Court Clerk Admit Card 2016
  341. CWC Superintendent Post Admit Card 2016
  342. UPPCL Junior Engineer Document Verification Admit Card 2016
  343. Reserve Bank RBI Assistant Admit Card 2016
  344. UPPSC Civil Judge PCS J Mains Admit Card 2016
  345. UP Jal Nigam Assistant Engineer AE Admit Card 2016
  346. Allahabad High Court ARO Admit Card 2016
  347. UPSSSC 10+2 Junior Assistant Interview Letter 2016
  348. MP Vyapam Group D Various Post Admit Card 2016
  349. SSC CPO SI Paper II Admit Card 2016
  350. UPSSSC Gram Panchayat Adhikari Re Exam Interview Letter 2016
  351. UPPCL AE Assistant Engineer Interview Letter 2016
  352. IBPS Clerk Mains Admit Card 2016
  353. IDBI Bank Executive Pre Exam Training Admit Card 2016
  354. Railway RRB NTPC Stage II Exam Date 2016
  355. UP Jal Nigam Junior Engineer JE Interview Letter 2016
  356. India Post Bank Officer Scale I PO Admit Card 2016
  357. Rajasthan RVUNL Junior Engineer Admit Card 2016
  358. Indian Coast Guard Assistant Commandant Admit Card 2016
  359. Kendriya Vidyalaya KVS TGT / PGT Admit Card 2016
  360. UPSSSC Assistant Accountant, Auditor Interview Letter 2016
  361. UPSSSC Can Supervisor Interview Letter 2016
  362. Bihar SSC 10+2 Inter Level Exam Date 2016
  363. Bihar PCS Pre Exam Date 2016
  364. UPRTOU December 2016 | January 2017 Exam Admit Card
  365. Allahabad High Court RO Admit Card 2016
  366. CRPF Head Constable Medical, Skill Test Admit Card 2016
  367. IDBI Bank Executive Admit Card 2016
  368. UP Jal Nigam UPJN Assistant Engineer AE Interview Letter 2016
  369. IDBI Assistant Manager Pre Exam Training Admit Card 2016
  370. Karur Vyasya Bank KVB Clerk Admit Card 2016
  371. New India Assurance AO Mains Admit Card 2016
  372. Railway RRB NTPC 03/2015 Stage II Mains Admit Card 2016
  373. MP Vyapam Group 2 Grade 4, Various 2213 Post Admit Card 2016
  374. RBI Reserve Bank Assistant Mains Admit Card 2016
  375. IBPS RRB CWE V Interview Letter 2016
  376. Bihar SSC 10+2 Inter Level Admit Card 2016
  377. SSC CGL 2016 Re Exam Tier II Admit Card
  378. Uttrakhand PCS UKPSC Pre Admit Card 2016
  379. State Bank SBI SO Admit Card 2016
  380. MPPKVVCL Line Attendant, Programmer Admit Card 2016
  381. IBPS CWE VI SO Specialist Officer Admit Card 2016
  382. DDA Various Post Recruitment 2016 Admit Card
  383. SSC MTS 2016 Tier II New Exam Dates
  384. UP Police SI 2016 DV / PST Schedule
  385. UPSSSC Lower 2016 Exam Date with Syllabus
  386. UP Police SI 2016 Physical PET Admit Card
  387. UP Board High School Time Table 2016
  388. UP Board Intermediate Time Table 2016
  389. CBSE Class 10 or Class 12 Time Table 2016
  390. UP Rajasva Lekhpal Interview Schedule / Dates 2016
  391. Andhra Bank PO Results 2016
  392. BSSC Bihar SSC Graduate Level Results 2016
  393. DBRAU Agra University Time Table 2016
  394. UPSSSC Tracer, Instructor and Other ITI Post Results 2016
  395. UPSSSC Laghu Sichai Vibhag Boring Technician Final Results 2016
  396. CSJMU Kanpur University Time Table 2016
  397. BSSC Bihar SSC Graduate Level Marks 2016
  398. IBPS Specialist Officer SO CWE V Results 2016
  399. UPSSSC Junior Engineer Results 2016
  400. Syndicate Bank PO Results 2016
  401. MPPSC Pre 2016 Results
  402. UPSSSC Combined Medical Service I Results 2016
  403. UP Rajasva Lekhpal Final Results 2016
  404. UPPCS Civil Judge Mains Results 2016
  405. UPSSSC Forest Guard, Other Post Final Results 2016
  406. UPSSSC Upper Lower Division Assistant Results 2016
  407. UP Shikshamitra 4th Sem Results 2016
  408. SSC GD Constable Results 2016
  409. UPSSSC Combined Medical Service 2 Results 2016
  410. SSC CPO SI Recruitment 2015 Final Results 2016
  411. SSC GD Constable Marks 2016
  412. UPTU B.Tech First Year Results 2016
  413. UPSSSC ITI, Tracer, Other Post Advt No 12/2015 Final Results 2016
  414. UPSSSC Chakbandi Lekhpal Results 2016
  415. UPRVUNL Office Assistant, Accountant, Lab Assistant Results 2016
  416. GATE 2016 Results
  417. UPSC APFC (EPFO) Written Exam Results 2016
  418. UPSESSB TGT/PGT Results 2016
  419. BTEUP Annual Exam First, Second, Third Year Time Table 2016
  420. IBPS CWE V Specialist Officer SO Interview Results 2016
  421. Allahabad University LLB (Hons) V Sem Results 2016
  422. IBPS CWE PO V Interview Results 2016
  423. IBPS CWE V Clerk Mains Exam Results 2016
  424. LIC AAO Results 2016
  425. Indian Airforce AFCAT 01/2016 Written Exam Results 2016
  426. SSC Upcoming Results 2016
  427. Lucknow Metro Results 2016
  428. UP Rajasva Lekhpal Final Results 2016 (Updated)
  429. SSC Special MTS Results with Marks 2016
  430. Kanpur University Private Viva Voce Exam Schedule 2016
  431. JEEMAIN 2016 Results
  432. UPSESSB PGT Hindi, Economics Results 2016
  433. UP Scholarship Status 2016
  434. UPSSSC Gram Panchayat Adhikari VDO Results 2016
  435. AMU MBBS/BDS Results 2016
  436. VITEEE 2016 Results
  437. UPSC CDS I 2016 Results
  438. KIITEE 2016 Entrance Results
  439. CISCE ICSE Board Class X, ISC Class XII Results 2016
  440. SSC Junior Engineer Paper I Results 2016
  441. Allahabad High Court Group D Results 2016
  442. CRPF ASI Steno Written Exam Results, Marks 2016
  443. UP Board Results Declared Date 2016
  444. Bihar Board Class 12 Results 2016
  445. MP Board Class 12 Results 2016
  446. UP Rojgar Mela Online Registration Form 2016
  447. UPSESSB TGT Hindi, PGT Art, History, Sanya Vighan Results 2016
  448. UPRTOU December 2015 Results 2016
  449. UPSSSC Driver Test Results 2016
  450. UPSSSC Stenographer Results 2016
  451. MP Board Class 10 Results 2016
  452. Bihar BSEB Board Intermediate Commerce Results 2016
  453. UPSSSC X Ray Technician Results 2016
  454. MMM Gorakhpur Entrance Results 2016
  455. NLU Delhi AILET Results 2016
  456. Jharkhand Board JAC Class 10 and Class 12 Results 2016
  457. CRPF Paramedical Staff Results 2016
  458. CBSE Board Class XII Results 2016
  459. IB MHA Intelligence Bureau Personal Assistant PA Results 2016
  460. CLAT 2016 Results, Score Card
  461. UP Police SI New Results 2016
  462. CTET Febraury 2016 Results
  463. Uttrakhand Board Class 10, Class 12 Results 2016
  464. UPSSSC Junior Engineer 2015 Final Results 2016
  465. UPBED 2016 Entrance Results
  466. UPSEE 2016 Entrance Exam Results
  467. UPPCS Pre 2016 Results
  468. SSC Stenographer 2015 Grade C or D Results 2016
  469. CBSE Board Class 10 Results 2016
  470. Bihar Board Inter Art Results 2016
  471. Bihar Board Matric Results 2016
  472. UPCATET 2016 Entrance Results
  473. SSC Stenographer Marks 2016
  474. UPPCS Pre 2016 Marks
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  701. ‘I Spy’ represents the absence of the tension of the black man or black woman or anyone of that color walking in, so that the white racist person can become entertaining to a viewer.
  702. ‘The Cosby Show’ made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar.
  703. A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
  704. A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
  705. According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself.
  706. All around the United States of America – in the cities and the counties – our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.
  707. All parents experience the same problems.
  708. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
  709. Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
  710. As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by ‘survival of the fittest.’
  711. Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.
  712. By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains.
  713. Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
  714. Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, ‘Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.’
  715. Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
  716. Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific.
  717. Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.
  718. Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
  719. Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
  720. Every success story has a parent who says, ‘over my dead body.’ Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you’re acting the fool, ‘you know I worry about you sometimes.’
  721. Everybody is not a victim.
  722. Family is conflict and it’s something that we all relate to.
  723. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
  724. For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next.
  725. George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other’s work.
  726. George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It’s taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.
  727. God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us.
  728. Gray hair is God’s graffiti.
  729. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
  730. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
  731. I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who’ve had luck with it and those who haven’t.
  732. I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status.
  733. I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
  734. I can’t negate the theory that the Huxtables on ‘The Cosby Show’ may have helped pave the way for the Obama family. People enjoyed watching that black family.
  735. I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.
  736. I don’t care what right-wing white people are thinking.
  737. I don’t have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.
  738. I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
  739. I don’t see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It’s not there.
  740. I don’t spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act.
  741. I don’t think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I’d rather talk about the similarities, about what’s universal in their experiences.
  742. I got into Temple University on a track scholarship.
  743. I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
  744. I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.
  745. I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it’s like saying, ‘Pass the salt.’
  746. I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It’s healthy. ‘Why don’t you like it?’ Because it tastes like bad breath.
  747. I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too old to be walking down those hallways.
  748. I never saw anything funny in a car commercial – but that’s OK. Whatever they wanted to do – it’s their product and I’m the spokesperson, and I’m going to deliver.
  749. I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
  750. I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn’t do.
  751. I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can’t do, and that is, bring your audience along.
  752. I think ‘I Spy,’ still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It’s just magnificent.
  753. I think I am a good running back, but I’m really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do, that is throw a cross-body block. Picture perfect. I love it. Not that good at pass blocking.
  754. I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other.
  755. I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.
  756. I use the exercise room early, because I don’t want to get on the treadmill and everyone’s going ‘Oh, Bill Cosby,’ and then they come around to see how fast I’m walking, and it becomes very competitive.
  757. I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
  758. I want to get violence – I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don’t want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior – violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about.
  759. I was 23 years old, a freshman at university, and there I was, on the first day, sitting in a remedial English class. I was so ashamed I almost got up and left, but somehow I knew inside that if I ran away from this, I would hate myself forever.
  760. I was put in remedial everything.
  761. I wasn’t always black… there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
  762. I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see… We have about six television sets in our house, and it’s less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out.
  763. I’m a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.
  764. I’m not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can’t see the stitches. I’m not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I’m a thinking person, and I’ve been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way.
  765. I’m not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I’m healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don’t want to eat, but I eat it because I’m enjoying staying alive.
  766. I’m old, not dead.
  767. I’m one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like the dementia is very advanced – I don’t want to see that. I don’t even go in to look at the body. That’s not my last memory.
  768. I’ve always heard about people having a conniption, but I’ve never seen one.
  769. I’ve said all along I’ve never competed with ‘The Simpsons.’ Not in my own mind.
  770. If I didn’t like poor people, why would I come and tell them how to make their lives better?
  771. If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I’m still gonna eat it, it’s just gonna be ‘Don’t come in here!’
  772. If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
  773. If you have no faith, you’ve lost your battle.
  774. If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for you. Chances are the parents don’t feel seriously about coming to meet with teachers.
  775. If you speak your mind and if it is true what you’re saying, then I think the integrity of what you’re saying carries through.
  776. If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won’t get them. If you take them just for emergency, that’s all they’re gonna get.
  777. If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that’s produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you’ll notice is that they don’t laugh.
  778. Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
  779. In September of 1960, I was blessed – and I’m not saying blessed in the everyday religious way – when Temple University accepted me after scoring 500 on the SAT. I was 23 years old, and they put me in remedial. I was the happiest remedial person on earth.
  780. In all of my career, the style is still the same, and that is of a friend, just sitting and talking.
  781. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
  782. It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.
  783. It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
  784. It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was.
  785. Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, ‘You draw the people to you,’ and I guess that’s what I do.
  786. Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it’s not like whispering to your friend, you’ve put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.
  787. Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
  788. Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
  789. Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
  790. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
  791. Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
  792. Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence – one at a time.
  793. My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn’t because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
  794. My feeling is, personally, I want to die first… because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment – and I don’t want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous.
  795. My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born.
  796. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
  797. Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life.
  798. Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
  799. Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
  800. Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn’t understand his use of profanity. He didn’t use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.
  801. Old is always fifteen years from now.
  802. Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It’s on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It’s on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.
  803. Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point… and they’re still yelling.
  804. People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
  805. People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: ‘You know, Mr. Cosby, you are my biggest fan!’ I am? Some of them even claim that I raised them.
  806. People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That’s a lie. I’ve got five of them. They only tell the truth if they’re in pain.
  807. People say to me, ‘Do you know who you look like?’ And I say, ‘I’m really tired of looking like that guy.’
  808. Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
  809. Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, ‘If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn’t have any material.’ He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.
  810. Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
  811. Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
  812. Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
  813. Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
  814. Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.
  815. Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby.
  816. That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
  817. The absolute truth is that there is no power in celebrity.
  818. The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
  819. The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
  820. The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
  821. The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
  822. The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.
  823. The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
  824. The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting somewhere and heads blowing up. Everything is ‘cut to the chase, cut to the chase.’
  825. The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
  826. There are certain times of the day when you need a balance – that is, your protein and your carbs. I’m a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.
  827. There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
  828. There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven’t eaten properly, children who haven’t used soap in so long.
  829. There are times my stories become – what I feel – not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading.
  830. There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.
  831. There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
  832. There is no job a man can do that is undignified – if he does it well.
  833. There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
  834. There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.
  835. There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living.
  836. There’s a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that – and wondering what it is I really do.
  837. There’s no tradition today except initials, ‘CSI,’ ‘NCIS,’ all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don’t know there was a ‘Dick Van Dyke Show,’ or ‘Andy Griffith,’ or ‘Cheers.’
  838. Things are old. Parts are old. I’m talking about ‘us’ parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others.
  839. Things from real life are the things that get people laughing.
  840. Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
  841. Tons of comedians have said, ‘I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He’s great.’ But that respect doesn’t mean much to the young people. They like their ginger ale with hot sauce.
  842. Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn’t going to come along and cut your grass.
  843. We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don’t have to dress a crazy way, or hang out with people who are looking for trouble in order to be loved and accepted, then half the battle is over.
  844. We’re not raising children with the love that we need to.
  845. We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
  846. We’ve got too many young girls, who don’t know how to parent, turning themselves into parents.
  847. What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then… thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and that I didn’t want to embarrass her, and that my father would be embarrassed, and I just didn’t want to do that to my family.
  848. What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they’re tired of is listening to that sound, the sound of the people who’ve given up.
  849. What we need is for people to realize – ‘I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get my three kids. I want to take on that responsibility. I want to love my children.’
  850. When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.
  851. When I look at 55 percent of our black men dropping out of school, how bad off are we going to be when we need some lawyers?
  852. When I say, I don’t care what white people think, I mean that.
  853. When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
  854. When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn’t even have a Christmas tree.
  855. When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
  856. When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said, ‘No, you can’t go there. You have to understand that there is a devil, and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil.’
  857. When you become senile, you won’t know it.
  858. When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
  859. When you don’t understand something, you often laugh.
  860. When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
  861. With my wife Camille’s help, I took to social networking. I’m working with the computers.
  862. Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
  863. You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
  864. You can’t compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.
  865. You can’t prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that.
  866. You come to my comedy show to be entertained.
  867. You don’t know what you’re going to fall in love with until you’re exposed to it.
  868. You don’t reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.
  869. You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.
  870. A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.
  871. A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.
  872. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
  873. All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.
  874. Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.
  875. As you think, so shall you become.
  876. Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one’s potential.
  877. I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
  878. I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.
  879. If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
  880. If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.
  881. If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.
  882. It’s not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.
  883. Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.
  884. Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
  885. Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system.
  886. Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
  887. Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.
  888. Obey the principles without being bound by them.
  889. Real living is living for others.
  890. Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.
  891. Take no thought of who is right or wrong or who is better than. Be not for or against.
  892. Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
  893. The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
  894. The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be.
  895. The possession of anything begins in the mind.
  896. To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.
  897. To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
  898. To me, the extraordinary aspect of martial arts lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and martial arts is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of martial arts, the less wastage of expression there is.
  899. You just wait. I’m going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.
  900. You can’t get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me.
  901. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
  902. Writing is like a ‘lust,’ or like ‘scratching when you itch.’ Writing comes as a result of a very strong impulse, and when it does come, I, for one, must get it out.
  903. With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
  904. When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you’d been the only man in the world.
  905. What we call Man’s power over Nature turns out to be a power exercised by some men over other men with Nature as its instrument.
  906. What I call my ‘self’ now is hardly a person at all. It’s mainly a meeting place for various natural forces, desires, and fears, etcetera, some of which come from my ancestors, and some from my education, some perhaps from devils. The self you were really intended to be is something that lives not from nature but from God.
  907. We must show our Christian colors if we are to be true to Jesus Christ.
  908. We are what we believe we are.
  909. We are not living in a world where all roads are radii of a circle and where all, if followed long enough, will therefore draw gradually nearer and finally meet at the centre: rather in a world where every road, after a few miles, forks into two, and each of those into two again, and at each fork, you must make a decision.
  910. We all want progress, but if you’re on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
  911. This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted.
  912. Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
  913. There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
  914. There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite.
  915. There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, ‘Thy will be done,’ and those to whom God says, ‘All right, then, have it your way.’
  916. The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.
  917. The safest road to hell is the gradual one – the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.
  918. The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not.
  919. The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.
  920. The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
  921. Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey ‘people.’ People say different things: so do instincts. Our instincts are at war… Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest.
  922. Some people write heavily, some write lightly. I prefer the light approach because I believe there is a great deal of false reverence about. There is too much solemnity and intensity in dealing with sacred matters; too much speaking in holy tones.
  923. Some people feel guilty about their anxieties and regard them as a defect of faith but they are afflictions, not sins. Like all afflictions, they are, if we can so take them, our share in the passion of Christ.
  924. Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa. For example, I can say a prayer while washing my teeth, but that does not mean I should wash my teeth in church.
  925. Satan, the leader or dictator of devils, is the opposite, not of God, but of Michael.
  926. Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.
  927. Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony.
  928. Part of every misery is, so to speak, the misery’s shadow or reflection: the fact that you don’t merely suffer but have to keep on thinking about the fact that you suffer. I not only live each endless day in grief, but live each day thinking about living each day in grief.
  929. Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.
  930. Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours.
  931. Nothing is more dangerous to one’s own faith than the work of an apologist. No doctrine of that faith seems to me so spectral, so unreal as one that I have just successfully defended in a public debate.
  932. No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.
  933. Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.
  934. Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.
  935. Look for yourself, and you will find in the long run only hatred, loneliness, despair, rage, ruin, and decay. But look for Christ, and you will find Him, and with Him everything else thrown in.
  936. Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.
  937. Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become.
  938. Let’s pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere.
  939. Joy is the serious business of Heaven.
  940. It’s so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.
  941. It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
  942. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
  943. If you read history you will find that the Christians who did most for the present world were precisely those who thought most of the next. It is since Christians have largely ceased to think of the other world that they have become so ineffective in this.
  944. If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
  945. If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalists for the same reasons.
  946. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.
  947. If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.
  948. I’m tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.
  949. I think that all things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least.
  950. I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy.
  951. I gave in, and admitted that God was God.
  952. I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
  953. Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less.
  954. Humans are amphibians – half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time.
  955. How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
  956. History isn’t just the story of bad people doing bad things. It’s quite as much a story of people trying to do good things. But somehow, something goes wrong.
  957. Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.
  958. God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.
  959. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
  960. Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success.
  961. Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
  962. Everyone has noticed how hard it is to turn our thoughts to God when everything is going well with us… While what we call ‘our own life’ remains agreeable, we will not surrender it to Him. What, then, can God do in our interests but make ‘our own life’ less agreeable to us, and take away the plausible sources of false happiness?
  963. Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.
  964. Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.
  965. Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
  966. Don’t use words too big for the subject. Don’t say ‘infinitely’ when you mean ‘very’; otherwise you’ll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.
  967. Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
  968. Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.
  969. Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
  970. Anthropomorphic animals, when taken out of narrative into actual visibility, always turn into buffoonery or nightmare.
  971. An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason.
  972. Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn’t mean anything else.
  973. Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don’t implement promises, but keep them.
  974. Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
  975. Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
  976. A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.
  977. A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
  978. A man can no more diminish God’s glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, ‘darkness’ on the walls of his cell.
  979. ‘The Lion’ all began with a picture of a faun carrying an umbrella and parcels in a snowy wood. This picture had been in my mind since I was about sixteen. Then one day, when I was about forty, I said to myself, ‘Let’s try to make a story about it.’
  980. ‘Good English’ is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another.
  981. World belongs to humanity, not this leader, that leader or that king or prince or religious leader. World belongs to humanity.
  982. With realization of one’s own potential and self-confidence in one’s ability, one can build a better world.
  983. Whether you call it Buddhism or another religion, self-discipline, that’s important. Self-discipline with awareness of consequences.
  984. Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or not, there isn’t anyone who doesn’t appreciate kindness and compassion.
  985. Wherever I go meeting the public… spreading a message of human values, spreading a message of harmony, is the most important thing.
  986. Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace.
  987. When you practice gratefulness, there is a sense of respect toward others.
  988. When you are discontent, you always want more, more, more. Your desire can never be satisfied. But when you practice contentment, you can say to yourself, ‘Oh yes – I already have everything that I really need.’
  989. When we meet real tragedy in life, we can react in two ways – either by losing hope and falling into self-destructive habits, or by using the challenge to find our inner strength. Thanks to the teachings of Buddha, I have been able to take this second way.
  990. We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves.
  991. We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.
  992. We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily.
  993. Too much self-centered attitude, you see, brings, you see, isolation. Result: loneliness, fear, anger. The extreme self-centered attitude is the source of suffering.
  994. Today, more than ever before, life must be characterized by a sense of Universal responsibility, not only nation to nation and human to human, but also human to other forms of life.
  995. Today different ethnic groups and different nations come together due to common sense.
  996. This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
  997. There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
  998. There are techniques of Buddhism, such as meditation, that anyone can adopt. And, of course, there are Christian monks and nuns who already use Buddhist methods in order to develop their devotion, compassion, and ability to forgive.
  999. There are techniques of Buddhism, such as meditation, that anyone can adopt.
  1000. The ultimate authority must always rest with the individual’s own reason and critical analysis.